Today, I make a commitment to use you much more often, on account of your awesomeness & classy ways.
I listed you as my celebrity crush today, but I also listed Robert Downey, Jr (I can't help it; he's Iron Man & Sherlock Holmes!). Anyway, watch your back.
Little Ol' Me
Today I found out you were an engineering student....'nuff said.
You live in Salt Lake with my brother now & I am sad (though I must admit to not missing the fur all over). People can call & text; dogs cannot. Why don't you just grow some opposable thumbs already?!
Former Dog Semi-Owner
Dear Decades Guy,
I did not foresee a Southern accent coming out of you. Nevertheless, thanks for selling me that rad vintage purse. I will visit again, I'm sure.
Girl Who Loves Old Stuff
FYI, one week more. Also, I kinda like your beard.
Girl with an Interesting New Theory On Beards & Such