Sunday, November 29, 2009

The Christmas Tree Debacle

Based on a true story.

Once there was a girl. She was very beautiful and creative and worked at a place that involved a lot of down time. It was a happy little store, full of caring and smiles. Oftentimes, the girl would amuse herself and her co-workers with various crafts and song parodies. One day, she made a lovely Christmas tree out of some bubble wrap and a paper clip. She decorated it with stickers and showed it to her co-workers, who were amused and inspired. The next time she worked, she added a tree skirt made of athletic tape (which she colored with a red pen) and various gifts made out of staples and business cards. All who beheld the tree were truly in wonder at the tree's beauty and the girl's great talent. It seemed that for once, all was right in the world, and the workplace was at peace.

One day, from out of the darkness, came a force of mediocrity that had the potential to ruin the peace that all the workers had worked so hard for. The beautiful Christmas tree had remained safely hidden within its little nook, still giving happiness to those who came upon it, when someone decided to bring the dark force down upon it. The innocent tree was taken from its home and placed in the cold, unfeeling cave of the dark force. Since the figure of darkness had no appreciation for the arts and crafts made with love by the workers, it reacted in anger and punished the poor people. New restrictions were placed on the unfortunate souls who made their living under the dark force. Suddenly, the little store was no longer a happy place to work and the beautiful, creative girl found herself seeking new employment.

To be continued.....

7 comments:

Alison said...

The poor tree! The poor girl! Evil Darth Manager, curse you!

Anonymous said...

Dang girl! You are a writer. :) Sorry about your crappy new boss and your crappy job situation.

Michelle said...

Thank you...but I never said that I was the beautiful, creative girl.

Anonymous said...

so are you quitting your job? Cute story, but sad ending. Hope the rest of it turns out happy!

krista said...

haha oh michelle, this is a sad...but funny...story...:)

Michelle said...

I'm looking for a new job, but so far no luck.

Kim & Dave said...

Sad! Good luck w/ the job hunt.